JIM PARSONS ON THE NISSAN MICRA

Wherein Jim Parsons sells you a Micra by comparing its fuel economy to a tapir sipping French Onion Soup. Who wrote that indeed Jim Parsons.

We were told to avoid making Jim sound like Sheldon. So instead of writing him to be a quirky, know-it-all science geek, we wrote him to be a quirky, know-it-all 2015 Nissan Micra geek. 

Of note, Jim's Big Bang Theory salary would afford him the opportunity to purchase 100 Micras a week.

Also of note, Jim does not drive a Micra.

Not even close.